how? why?

As I glance upon the magnificent greeting sign to Alaska that consists
of a giant 60ft leg, I couldn't help wondering how they get it there
in the first place. Helicopter? It was far too big for that. If they'd
constructed it on site, that would contradict the claims of the tiny
woman who lives in the knee that she has lived in it all her life.
Another thoury (like theory but more floury) is that as T to the P to
the Ravis to the Erkins Bizzle used the Socks of Nark, a really big
Cruntoothsome flasked into existence. Now, as everybody knows,
Cruntoothsomes are extremely ephemeral, but always leave a mark of
their existence. As the socks of nark are extremely immiscible, This
means that they would make the mark bigger. As this was an awesomely
huge Cruntoothsome, this obviously means it would be a bigger mark.
This explains the giant leg. But what about the woman? A recent survey
shows that 63% of jelly, when it sets, comes alive in the shape of
whatever it's shape is, and acts like that. Fortunately, most of the
time this means a large Globular Spun gelling. But I was making woman
jelly that day. I deeply regret this; She was red-flavoured *quiet
sob*. Luckily though, as this was at the exact same moment he
Cruntoothsome appeared, I thrust her into a pan of hot paper, knowing
that the awesomely bodacious Tyumbler lived there. unfortunately, he
ate her. This meant that when his paper was ready (this was when the
Cruntoothsome was just flickering out), he threw up at an angle of
69º, right into the knee of the giant Foot.

Badgers

Mooj, penguin spotters,

I have agreed to use the Socks Of Nark, but as we shall all agree in the next few minutes, the Socks have no egg capacity. You may say that socks having an egg carrying capacity is entirely negligible, but I say not, because you may not know this, but the Osk impervious singing generator has a very wide recepticle for very yes.

And if you think that last clause doesn't entirely make sense, you'd be right.

Jeb rand.

Jeb Rand
Running from bullets of his past
Jumping from rock to rock just out of grasp
Orphaned boy coming from ships across the sea
Memory is what you know not what you see
so please understand

Jeb Rand you're a wanted man
Shot down by your brother's hand
Jeb Rand run out of this land
They won't stop til you can understand

Jeb Rand
Fighting time
with all his might
A desert wind lost ten thousand guns
blazing in the night so please understand

Jeb Rand you're a wanted man
Shot down by your brother's hand
Jeb Rand run out this land
They won't stop til you can understand
Stand
Understand
Stand
So please understand
Jeb Rand you're a wanted man
Shot down by your brother's hand
Jeb Rand run out of this land
They won't stop til you can understand

Lol

Guys, check out the new template. Nice and clean, methinks.

Mooj, penguin spotters,

As you can see, I've finally decided to grammatise the top line.

As I missed the whole Christmas-large-fonted-banner-saying-"MERRY-CHRISTMAS"-thing, and wanted to indulge in a new post:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!